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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways. I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.

If cash comes with fame, come fame; if cash comes without fame, come cash.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.

There's a fine a line between support and stalking and let's all stay on the right side of that.